Stuff I Get Off To...

Ask me anything   Please Submit!   Stuff I get off to, it might all be sexual or just things I find hot. I wanna know what gets you off to. So drop me a line and tell me about it! Not all these pictures are mine, so if there is something of yours that you have a problem with, just let me know and we can take care of it.
This blog is NSFW and should be viewed only by adults 18+ if you are not 18, go read a comic book. :)
I live in So Cal and love to shoot my load all over pictures. If you would like a picture of you with my sperm all over it, just let me know. I "aim" to please. :)

littleeegirl:

🙊

My god, you know how I love the mound,

— 1 week ago with 1875 notes

guidetrainlove:

So many good pictures of her around

Yes yes yes yes yes

(Source: bdsmandpussy, via sexysuperheroinglasses)

— 1 week ago with 13700 notes
Sent to me by my little sis:
When are you coming home big brother??

Sent to me by my little sis:

When are you coming home big brother??

(Source: iamthelizardqueen-icandoanything)

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes
pawel-anderson:

Bree Olson (Daphne) and Bobbi Star (Velma)

The way I like my Scoobies.  :)

pawel-anderson:

Bree Olson (Daphne) and Bobbi Star (Velma)

The way I like my Scoobies.  :)

— 3 weeks ago with 21 notes
privatefamilytime:

I told my Sister one day, that her new shorts made her hips and legs look amazing. I don’t even KNOW what I was thinking … My own SISTER !!
Imagine my surprise when she showed up in my room later wearing JUST the shorts and said, “So what do you think little Brother … Do my new shorts make my TITTIES look ‘AMAZING’ too?”
About five minutes later, I made the “shocking” discovery that her whole BODY looked AMAZING without ANY clothes, and her LEGS were simply INCREDIBLE, wrapped around my waist.

privatefamilytime:

I told my Sister one day, that her new shorts made her hips and legs look amazing. I don’t even KNOW what I was thinking … My own SISTER !!

Imagine my surprise when she showed up in my room later wearing JUST the shorts and said, “So what do you think little Brother … Do my new shorts make my TITTIES look ‘AMAZING’ too?”

About five minutes later, I made the “shocking” discovery that her whole BODY looked AMAZING without ANY clothes, and her LEGS were simply INCREDIBLE, wrapped around my waist.

(Source: pacountry, via ginger-n-cinnamon)

— 1 month ago with 1615 notes
pornstarhawtness:

Brea Lynn

She makes me wanna goon with her shirt on!  Those are powerful piggie-making titties.

pornstarhawtness:

Brea Lynn

She makes me wanna goon with her shirt on!  Those are powerful piggie-making titties.

— 1 month ago with 15 notes
"Not all men!"

Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.

Not all men.

But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men.
It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.

So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.

Not all men.

You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”

an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.

(via thehansoloist)

(via sadqueerplant)

— 2 months ago with 172521 notes
…and I’m hard.
Sexy Jaye Rose!

…and I’m hard.

Sexy Jaye Rose!

(Source: wadiicox, via i3abygirls-daddy)

— 3 months ago with 8946 notes
stoneymagey:

I always thought Velma was hotter than Daphne

F ya Velma!

stoneymagey:

I always thought Velma was hotter than Daphne

F ya Velma!

— 4 months ago with 57 notes

apricott-nipples:

haha and i havnt even been to school in years!

Sofa King beautiful!

— 4 months ago with 64 notes
sakurasunshine:

ask-the-fearling-rapunzel:

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.

*FIERCELY REBLOGS*

sakurasunshine:

ask-the-fearling-rapunzel:

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.

*FIERCELY REBLOGS*

(Source: thevegancrow, via geekylittlecephalopod)

— 5 months ago with 287824 notes

boobsvillehalloffame:

Like Lindsey Strutt, we can’t all get to Wimbledon, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fin with balls at home this week!

I think this is her most sexy set.  

— 5 months ago with 251 notes